Los Chistes de Chetumal.com

Wed 13 Jan 2010 — Los Chistes de Chetumal.com

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Chetumal.com Jokes

Tue 5 Jan 2010 — Chetumal.com Jokes

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Mexico Abre el Mundial contra Sudafrica

Fri 4 Dec 2009 — As quedaron Los grupos de la copa Mundial de Sudfrica 2010

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Arriban filipinos para funcin

Mon 11 May 2009 — Mayan Challenge at Xcaret

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Regresan hoy a las aulas casi 50 mil alumnos en Othn P. Blanco

Mon 11 May 2009 — Comuna coayuda en limpieza de planteles

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Proposed formula for tourism jobs

Mon 11 May 2009 — Ex-leader of South hoteliers

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Package with supports and tax incentives for contingency

Mon 11 May 2009 — In force from May 8

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Desmenuzan el paquete de apoyos y estmulos fiscales por conting

Mon 11 May 2009 — Con motivo de la contingencia sanitaria generada por la presencia del virus de la influenza humana AH1N1

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Almost 50,000 students returning to school in Othn P. Blanco

Mon 11 May 2009 — Community will contribute to cleaning facilities

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City cemetery ready

Sun 10 May 2009 — Expecting about 2,500 visitors for Mother's Day

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Pocketbook health a priority

Wed 6 May 2009 — As with the health alert, Flix putting more support for recovery of state economy

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Salud del bolsillo, prioridad

Wed 6 May 2009 — A?la par de alerta sanitaria, Flix apuesta a ms apoyos para recuperar economa estatal

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Plan econmico

Tue 5 May 2009 — La prioridad, resolver de una buena vez la epidemia: Caldern

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Economic plan

Tue 5 May 2009 — Caldern: The priority, resolving problems from the epidemic

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Orden en mercado

Mon 4 May 2009 — Comuna evitar competencia desleal de ambulantes en el Lzaro Crdenas

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Order in the market

Mon 4 May 2009 — Municipality will prevent unfair competition from street vendors in Lzaro Crdenas

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Sobreviven la influenza humana

Mon 4 May 2009 — Fuera de peligro enfermos en Chetumal, Cancn y Felipe Carrillo Puerto

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Surviving the flu

Mon 4 May 2009 — All people safe in Chetumal, Cancn, and Felipe Carrillo Puerto

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Oxgeno en la tempestad

Sun 3 May 2009 — Copa Gobernador, blsamo para prestadores de servicios en Mahahual

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Oxygen in the storm

Sun 3 May 2009 — Governor's Cup (Copa Gobernador) provides balm in Mahahual

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En duda, causa de muerte

Sat 2 May 2009 — Precisan que el Estado sigue sin decesos por influenza, en tanto no se conozca resultado de anlisis a vctima fatal en Cancn

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In doubt, cause of death

Sat 2 May 2009 — Determining that the State continues without deaths from influenza will depend on the outcome of the analysis of known fatalities in Cancun

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Ni casinos ni Zona Libre

Fri 1 May 2009 — Reanudarn actividades hasta el prximo mircoles, por la influenza

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No casinos or free zone

Fri 1 May 2009 — Activities will resume next Wednesday, because of the flu

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Belice no cierra frontera

Thu 30 Apr 2009 — Recomienda a sus connacionales precauciones y usar tapabocas

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Belize does not close border

Thu 30 Apr 2009 — Recommended caution be taken and masks be used

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Escasean los visitantes: Despidos en restaurantes?

Wed 29 Apr 2009 — En la capital del Estadod

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Shortage of visitors: Layoffs in restaurants?

Wed 29 Apr 2009 — In the State Capital

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"No es as": Sesa

Mon 27 Apr 2009 — Desmiente caso alguno de influenza en la entidad

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"Not so": Sesa

Mon 27 Apr 2009 — Belies there any cases of influenza in the state

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Arraigo por influenza

Sun 26 Apr 2009 — Inusual decreto presidencial para combate de "mutante" porcino

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Lowered by influenza

Sun 26 Apr 2009 — Unusual presidential decree to combat "mutant" virus

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Relentless and growing

Fri 24 Apr 2009 — 37 fires already active

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Sin tregua y en aumento

Fri 24 Apr 2009 — Ya son 37 los incendios que se encuentran activos

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Sin agua potable

Fri 24 Apr 2009 — Afectados 200 mil usuarios: Hoy normalizarn servicio

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Without clean water

Fri 24 Apr 2009 — 200 thousand users affected: Service normalized today

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Canje de armas da seguridad a familias

Thu 23 Apr 2009 — Trabajo coordinado en tres rdenes de Gobierno

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Exchange of arms gives security to families

Thu 23 Apr 2009 — Coordinated work on three levels of government

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Mayan Culture and more

Wed 22 Apr 2009 — For the State, Felix stays in the city for the presentation of the Holy Crossing

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Cultura Maya, plus

Wed 22 Apr 2009 — Para el Estado, sostiene Flix en la metrpoli al presentar Travesa Sagrada

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Blessed rain

Tue 21 Apr 2009 — Cloudbursts give respite to firefighters in Maya Zone

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Embargan predios baldos

Mon 20 Apr 2009 — Comuna inicia 835 procesos contra quienes no limpian sus terrenos

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Vacant land seized

Mon 20 Apr 2009 — Commune initiates 845 proceedings against those who do not clean their land

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Preocupacin

Sun 19 Apr 2009 — Lanzan nueva alerta contra golpe de calor

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Concern

Sun 19 Apr 2009 — New alert issused about "heat stroke"

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Plantn en Infovir

Fri 17 Apr 2009 — Invasores exigen respuesta a solicitud de predios

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Long wait at Infovir

Fri 17 Apr 2009 — Invaders demand response to their request for land

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Marchas forzadas

Fri 17 Apr 2009 — Contina combate de incendios en Q. Roo: Siguen activos, 26

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Progress forced

Fri 17 Apr 2009 — Fire-fighting continues in Q. Roo: fires still active, 26

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De 50 incendios, 17 han sido provocados: Conafor

Thu 16 Apr 2009 — Lanza nuevo llamado a la poblacin para colaborar en las tareas de prevencin, y en el caso especfico de los campesinos, evitar las quemas agrcolas

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50 fires, 17 intentional: CONAFOR

Thu 16 Apr 2009 — Launches new appeal for people to collaborate in the work of fire prevention and in the case of peasants, to avoid agricultural burning

Lanza nuevo llamado a la poblacin para colaborar en las tareas de prevencin, y en el caso especfico de los campesinos, evitar las quemas agrcolas

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Aguas con el dengue!

Wed 15 Apr 2009 — Quintana Roo, entre los 9 estados que ms preocupan a la Secretara de Salud

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Water with dengue!

Wed 15 Apr 2009 — Quintana Roo, among the 9 states of most concern to the Ministry of Health

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No ceder el calor

Wed 15 Apr 2009 — Vientos de hasta 45 km por hora

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Heat will not abate

Wed 15 Apr 2009 — Winds up to 45 km per hour

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Sube venta de agua

Tue 14 Apr 2009 — Se dispara el consumo por altas temperaturas

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Water sales up

Tue 14 Apr 2009 — Consumption triggered by high temperatures

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Refrescante domingo

Mon 13 Apr 2009 — El que pasaron decenas de familias en Dos Mulas y Calderitas

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Cool Sunday

Mon 13 Apr 2009 — Dozens of families went to "Dos Mulas" in Calderitas

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Levantn en ganancias

Mon 13 Apr 2009 — Abarrotados restaurantes de Laguna Guerrero

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Rise in profits

Mon 13 Apr 2009 — Restaurants of Laguna Guerrero crowded

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Arreciar el calor

Sun 12 Apr 2009 — Pronostican vientos muy fuertes

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Heat will intensify

Sun 12 Apr 2009 — Very strong winds predicted

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Ardiente Viacrusis

Sat 11 Apr 2009 — Pese al inclemente Sol que imper ayer en la capital del Estado, cientos de fieles catlicos recorrieron junto con el Nazareno, las 14 estaciones del Viacrucis de la iglesia de la Divina Providencia

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Ardent Way of the Cross

Sat 11 Apr 2009 — Despite the inclement sun that prevailed yesterday in the state capital, hundreds of Catholics traveled with the Nazarene, through the 14 Stations of the Cross Church of Divine Providence

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Mala ocupacin hotelera

Fri 10 Apr 2009 — Apenas al 47% en la capital del Estado

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Low hotel occupancy

Fri 10 Apr 2009 — Capital of state has hardly 47%

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Bajn en temperatura a causa de tiempo loco

Thu 9 Apr 2009 — Descendera hasta 19 grados el termmetro

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Temperature drop due to crazy weather.

Thu 9 Apr 2009 — Temperature dropped to 19 degrees centigrade

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Agua suficiente

Thu 9 Apr 2009 — En los prximos cuatro das, garantiza CAPA en OPB

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Sufficient water

Thu 9 Apr 2009 — Over the next four days, guaranteed by CAPA OPB

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Tablajeros adelantan "vacaciones"

Wed 8 Apr 2009 — Tres das antes, por las nulas ventas

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"Holiday" ahead for table vendors

Wed 8 Apr 2009 — Zero sales, closing 3 days earlier

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Plomeados!

Tue 7 Apr 2009 — Policas recuperan dos cuerpos putrefactos en islote al Oeste de Calderitas y detienen a un presunto homicida, quien confes que les dispar con una escopeta molesto tras acusarlo de ser el consentido del patrn

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Shotgunned!

Tue 7 Apr 2009 — The police recovered two bodies rotting in an islet west of Calderitas, and detained the suspected murderer, who confessed that he shot them with a shotgun after they accused him of being favored by the boss

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Sra un horno

Tue 7 Apr 2009 — En mayo es probable que se superen temperaturas de 43C

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It will be an oven

Tue 7 Apr 2009 — In May, temperatures are likely to exceed 43C (109F)

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Clavado en la cabeza por tres mozalbetes asaltantes

Mon 6 Apr 2009 — Uno de ellos, infractor arraigado

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Teens assault man on the head with board with nail

Mon 6 Apr 2009 — One is a chronic offender

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Colar hast de 36 grados

Sun 5 Apr 2009 — Recomiendan el consumo abundante de lquidos

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Temperature up to 36 degrees centigrade

Sun 5 Apr 2009 — Recommended you drink lots of liquids

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Adis a 90 hectreas

Sat 4 Apr 2009 — De selva y arbustos, por incendios en va Mahahual-Xcalak

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Good-bye to 90 hectacres

Sat 4 Apr 2009 — Fire between Mahahual and Xcalac destroys forest and shrubs

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Saldo blanco

Sat 4 Apr 2009 — Firme objetivo al iniciar Operativo Semana Santa 2009

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Safety targeted

Sat 4 Apr 2009 — Operation to begin at Easter 2009

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Multa a constructora por devastar mangle

Fri 3 Apr 2009 — Durante las obras para edificar canal de desage en la Baha

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Construction company fined for devastating mangrove

Fri 3 Apr 2009 — During the work of constructing a drainage canal in the bay

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Caen pollero y 2 cariocas

Thu 2 Apr 2009 — Los sudamericanos ingresaron ilegalmente al pas por la Ribera del Ro Hondo

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One trafficker and 2 illegals

Thu 2 Apr 2009 — South Americans illegally enter the country by the Ro Hondo River

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Price of soda and beer rises

Wed 1 Apr 2009 — Because of the rise in the price of diesel, other products are expected to go up

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Sube hasta un peso el refresco y la cerveza

Wed 1 Apr 2009 — Efecto del incremento en el diesel y se espera que otros productos tengan ajustes a la alza

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Pelayo Kuc, speaks for SUCHAA

Tue 31 Mar 2009 — Re-sentencing on facts already accomplished

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Indice de ocupacin hotelera difcilmente llegara al 70%

Mon 30 Mar 2009 — Durante el periodo vacacional

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Hotel occupancy rate will barely reach 70%

Mon 30 Mar 2009 — During the holiday period

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Purification?

Mon 30 Mar 2009 — Lzaro Crdenas market tenants concerned about the 100% increase in payment of municipal taxes and the difficulty paying them

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Threatening Tide

Sun 29 Mar 2009 — Oceanographer explains that flood water is a phenomenon that occurs at various times of the year and is attributed to astronomical winds, especially in Southeast . Strong waves were observed yesterday in the Boulevard area, several sections were flooded.

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Tragic Accident

Sat 28 Mar 2009 — Driver loses control of vehicle on a curved stretch of Noh Bec-Lemons: One dead and two with severe injuries

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Modernizan Comuna

Fri 27 Mar 2009 — Sistema de comunicaciones para agilizar trmites

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Modernizing communication

Fri 27 Mar 2009 — Communications system to streamline procedures

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Recursos disponibles para actualizar POEL

Fri 27 Mar 2009 — En el caso de Bacalar:Seduma

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Resources available to update POEL

Fri 27 Mar 2009 — In the case of Bacalar: Sedum

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Bola cantada: Un fracaso operativo contra minicasinos

Thu 26 Mar 2009 — Tras aviso anticipado, slo se aseguran 5 video-mquinas

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Operational failure against mini-casinos

Thu 26 Mar 2009 — Having advance notice, only 5 illegal video machine secured

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Clinton visits DF

Thu 26 Mar 2009 — Mexico "no failed state"

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Al campo, 43 mdp

Wed 25 Mar 2009 — En beneficio de 24 mil familias de OPB

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43 million pesos for the countryside

Wed 25 Mar 2009 — Benefits 24,000 families of OPB

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En la mira

Tue 24 Mar 2009 — Cuatro bandas de pescadores furtivos en Banco Chinchorro

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Found

Tue 24 Mar 2009 — Four bands of poachers in Banco Chinchorro

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No more strikes

Mon 23 Mar 2009 — For union disputes, SEQ head gives orders to teachers

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Servir con vocacin

Sun 22 Mar 2009 — Invita Pedro Flota Alcocer, en el acto por el aniversario del natalicio del Benemrito de las Amricas, a los funcionarios para "que se reconozcan en el ejemplo juarista" y cumplan con integridad tica

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Service with vocation

Sun 22 Mar 2009 — Pedro Flota Alcocer said of Benito Jurez, Benemrito of the Americas, that officers "recogize his just example" and comply with ethical integrity.

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Disparo mortal

Fri 20 Mar 2009 — Mujer polica se peg un tiro en la cabeza tras discutir con su pareja sentimental

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Fatal shooting

Fri 20 Mar 2009 — Police woman with shot in head after an argument with her partner

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Escalofriante

Thu 19 Mar 2009 — Dramtico testimonio de una ludpata

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Chilling

Thu 19 Mar 2009 — Dramatic testimony of a Ludpata

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Se salva de sentencia mayor

Wed 18 Mar 2009 — Criterio de primodelincuente libra a Nikita de ms de 20 aos de crcel por asesinato de "Pepn"

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More sentencing passed

Wed 18 Mar 2009 — Judgment given Nikita to spend 20 years in prison for murder of "Pepin"

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Three trapped

Tue 17 Mar 2009 — The killers of two murders last Sunday presented

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Bolsa de 49 mdp

Sun 15 Mar 2009 — Ejercera en autoempleo la STyPS

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Amount of 49 million pesos

Sun 15 Mar 2009 — STyPS encouraging self-employment

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Apagn en la Ribera del Ro Hondo: 15 mil afectados

Sat 14 Mar 2009 — Desde Ucum hasta La Unin

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Blackout on the banks of the Rio Hondo, thousands affected

Sat 14 Mar 2009 — From Ucum to La Unin

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Incierto futuro de la agroindustria

Fri 13 Mar 2009 — Como ocurri con las industrias arrocera y forestal, la produccin de tilapia y caa se hunden ante la crisis.- Ningn indicio de que se planee reactivar a la porcicultura.- Continuos fracaso

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Uncertain future for agroindustry

Fri 13 Mar 2009 — As happened with the rice industry and forestry, production of tilapia and cane sink to the crisis .- No indication that there is a plan to revive the pork industry - failures continue

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Stork came by taxi

Thu 12 Mar 2009 — A young woman gave birth to a baby boy inside a taxi, her husband assisted in the birth

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Suspicions of entrepeuneurs aroused

Thu 12 Mar 2009 — Threats of kidnapping and intimidating delay investment: Mario Rendn

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Moneda en el aire

Wed 11 Mar 2009 — Ocupacin hotelera en el Sur durante Semana Santa

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Money in the air

Wed 11 Mar 2009 — Hotel occupancy in the South over easter

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Bombas de tiempo

Tue 10 Mar 2009 — Identifica Proteccin Civil hasta tres expendios de combustible en cinco comunidades rurales

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Time bombs

Tue 10 Mar 2009 — Civil Protection identifies three retail fuels in five rural communities

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Warning of a course of dengue infection

Thu 5 Mar 2009 — SESA implementing preventive operations at CBTIS 214

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Perdi todo en el casino

Thu 5 Mar 2009 — Casi se mata mujer al cortarse las venas

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Alerta por supuesto contagio de dengue

Thu 5 Mar 2009 — Aplica la Sesa operativo preventivo en el CBTIS 214

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Lost all at the casino

Thu 5 Mar 2009 — Woman almost dies from cutting veins

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Moviliza al sector salud supuesto brote de dengue

Wed 4 Mar 2009 — Enfermos alumnos del CBTIS 214?

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Dengue outbreak mobilized the health sector

Wed 4 Mar 2009 — Students of CBTIS 214 sick?

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Save the family

Mon 2 Mar 2009 — Bishop Emeritus, in his homily, made a call to strengthen the family

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Unical rejects houses

Mon 2 Mar 2009 — Senior Neighbors of Seville, Reforma Paradise, Buena Esperanza, and San Fernando, whose houses were affected by hurricane "Dean" , dissatisfied by the use of poor quality materials in new construction. This puts at risk the families so "favored."

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Rechazan casas de unicel

Mon 2 Mar 2009 — Vecinos de Altos de Sevilla, Reforma Paraso, Buena Esperanza y San Fernando, cuyas viviendas fueron afectadas por el huracn Dean, inconformes por el uso de material de mala calidad en nuevas construcciones.- Las obras ponen en riesgo a las familias favorecidas

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About scales, weighing, and prices

Sun 1 Mar 2009 — Ongoing, the project of PROFECO, Lent 2009

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Sobre precios y bsculas

Sun 1 Mar 2009 — En marcha, operativo de Profecto Cuaresma 2009

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Four injured in a dramatic roll-over

Sat 28 Feb 2009 — In the Chetumal-Escrga Stretch

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Impresionante volcadura arroja cuatro lesionados

Sat 28 Feb 2009 — En el tramo Chetumal-Escrcega

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Preuba superada

Fri 27 Feb 2009 — En las expectativas de arranque do ao para recaudacin de impuesto de tenencia vehicular

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Challenge Overcome

Fri 27 Feb 2009 — In the new year's expectations of tax collection for vehicular holding possession/ownership.

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Red alert

Mon 23 Feb 2009 — Crack use now equal to that of marijuana in Chetumal

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Alerta roja

Mon 23 Feb 2009 — Crack ya se consume igual que la mariguana en Chetumal

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Chetumal on Trip Advisor

Sun 22 Feb 2009 — A page of information and links on Chetumal

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Proteccin sin fronterars

Sun 22 Feb 2009 — Narcedalia marca inicio del la Primera Semana Binacional De Salud Mxico-Belice

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Protection without borders

Sun 22 Feb 2009 — Narcedalia marks start of the First Binational Health Week Mexico-Belize

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Knockout

Sat 21 Feb 2009 — Quintana Roo in Regional

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Campaign against osteoporosis

Sat 21 Feb 2009 — Carried out by the Municipal DIF OPB in seven rural communities with support from Regional Bone Health Clinic, Merida

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Noquea

Sat 21 Feb 2009 — Quintana Roo en el Regional

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Campaa contra osteoporosis

Fri 20 Feb 2009 — Llevar a cabo el DIF municipal de OPB en siete comunidades rurales con apoyo de Clnica Regional de Salud Osea de Mrida

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Pork, $75 per kilo

Fri 20 Feb 2009 — High risk of rising prices due to a lack of local production

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Cerdo, a $75 el kilo

Fri 20 Feb 2009 — Alto riesgo de incremento en la carne por falta de produccin local

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Trinan contra fisco

Thu 19 Feb 2009 — Docentes denuncian irregular cobro de impuesto en las cuentas del SAR

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Objections to tax

Thu 19 Feb 2009 — Teachers reported irregular collection of tax in the accounts of the SAR

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Persistent Strike by Sugarcane Farmers in Belize

Fri 6 Feb 2009 — Still posted at core sampler.

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Persiste la huelga de los caeros en Belice

Thu 5 Feb 2009 — Siguen apostados en ingenio

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Normalizan abasto

Thu 5 Feb 2009 — Carniceras recibieron producto, pero temen se repita paro de matarifes

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Normalized Supply

Thu 5 Feb 2009 — Butcher shops received meat, but they fear a repetition of the strike at the slaughterhouses

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Sagarpa se declara ajena a escasez de especies marinas

Wed 4 Feb 2009 — Fluyen apoyos a pescadores

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SAGARPA states this scarcity is foreign to this marine species

Wed 4 Feb 2009 — Support flows for fishermen

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Ayer vacas, pero...

Tue 3 Feb 2009 — A partir de hoy, "calvario" para preinscripciones

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Sube gasolina en Belice

Tue 3 Feb 2009 — En slo dos das en la Zona Libre de Belice la aument un centavo y el diesel 45 centavos

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Gasoline rises in Belize

Tue 3 Feb 2009 — In just two days in the Free Zone of Belize rose a cent and diesel 45 cents

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Yesterday empty, but...

Tue 3 Feb 2009 — Starting today, "Calvary" for preregistrations

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